In d midst of happiness, lies danger when d shoulder decides by way of inspiration to grow out of proportion with d rest of the body it has to be conveniently discarded.
By way of jarasis and general informtua to all entities of dis woged ilya *Bensu* in particular and *Penultimates* in major general that I *Ajayi* *Stephen*, the *AB* * ELDA * of dis woged ilya, wish to alert all Congo’s, Fellowsis, and Grand Councillors that d *Life* *Shockable* (Chiefo du Administrator 1) has decreed
a *Dekegation* for gross indiscipline, unelderly conduct, loss of common sense as a result of over-inspiration by holy water jankariworism, disrespect and contempt for constituted authority, exhibition of commradoic mannerism,etc. When d over-pampered egg decides to challenge d coconut to a contest just bcos dey both have d same spherical shape, it is always d egg dat breaks, whether it lands with full force on d coconut or d coconut somersaults on it.
No matter how long a neck is there must be a head relaxing on it.
Apointa anota, ayam a *Penultimate* of dis woged ilya are to shinamus dia 99.9 karability for national peace. We are supposed to be d salt of the world but if salt loses its taste, what will den be d keskula?. Posterity will never forgive us if we fail to chart a progressive course for *Comradium*.
The gods are not to be blame and the blamisis are not to the goddesses.
A time for Comradium activities is a time for Seriousness.
Let him dat have banana lefefe rotate and timpayor wot has been vabarated.
May Baba Eledumare rota orl ayam karid wisdom and continue to titrate on orl ayam karid his goodness and mercy..... Amin!
You are hyperfirically nattygbemus!!!
Signed
HRIPWM CHIEF FEMI PIUS
(Administrator I)
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